i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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