Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
