she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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