i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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