East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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