chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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