thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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