I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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