The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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