Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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