But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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