So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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