Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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