Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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