she was so not down for the gang bang
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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