I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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