fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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