How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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