normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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