school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
