pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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