The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
