so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Randomize
