why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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