i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
handjob tips. give me some.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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