Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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