Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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