Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's never too late to be topless.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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