you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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