Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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