Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The air was thick with penises
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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