ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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