Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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