His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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