My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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