Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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