Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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