I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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