How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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