operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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