Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize