READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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