living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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