you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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