operation harelip BJ is a go
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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