No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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