i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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