He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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