either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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