i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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