I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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