scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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