That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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