Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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