that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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