Who wears a wallet chain?!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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