I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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